About Me

I am a full time student, culinary intern, recluse (when time allows…) and cry-baby who will complain to anyone willing to listen.

I’m currently living in a trendy area of Washington, D.C. that I cannot afford but am unwilling to put myself through the nightmare of having to find good delivery all over again.

Despite being emotionally and physically exhausted, I still love to cook and eat and like to think that I do them both well – even if they clash with the classical techniques and philosophies of my training.

I’m single and starved for affection even though I do very little to look for the love of my life. I once ended a relationship with someone who tried to convince me of the musical genius of Marc Anthony (yes, J. Lo’s hubby… ) and while I have nothing against him (other than hating him for being rich and thin), I knew that this would be a sign of worse things to come. I’m sure there where other reasons why things didn’t work out but it all started there.

I love cheese, hummus, green tea, Dr. Pepper, a good steak, cigarettes and lemon bars. and sometimes I work out.

I’m a walking cliche who toggles between thinking I’m smarter than everyone else with better taste in everything – and being wildly insecure.